Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact, calm up.

-Teal’c, Stargate SG-1

There are two kinds of spurs my friend; those that come in through the door, and those that come in through the window.

- Tuco, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Are you sure you want a red alert, sir? It does mean changing the lightbulb.

- Red Dwarf

There’s a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

- Charles Schulz.

Blade: [noticing vampire tattoo] You’re human.

Kounen: Barely. I’m a lawyer.

-Blade II

…without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock ticking.

-Mary O’Brien, Equilibrium

You can’t see the big picture from in here, so don’t try. Keep your head down, keep it simple.

-Wren, Cube

Ideas are bulletproof.

-V, V for Vendetta.

The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.

-Winston Churchill

Are you out of your orbit?

-The Jetsons.

I have searched for the phrase “I shall walk the Earth and my hunger shall know no bounds” but I keep getting redirected to Weight Watchers.

-Ianto Jones, Torchwood

Why does Plan A always fail?

-Col. Jack O’Neill, Stargate SG-1

You know, you blow up a sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water.

-Lt. Col. Samantha Carter, Stargate SG-1

The more constraints one imposes,

the more one frees oneself

of the chains that shackle the spirit…

the arbitrariness of the constraint

only serves to obtain precision of execution.

-Igor Stravinsky, composer.

Beam you up? What am I, Scotty?

-Gen. Jacob Carter/Selmak, Stargate SG-1.

I’m afraid I can’t let you do that, Dave.

-HAL 9000, 2001: A Space Odyssey.